veneno, pur i mortal

EDUCACION PARA LA CIUDADANIA EN INGLES............¡¡¡¡ Y EL INGLES EN
VALENCIANO !!!!!

PRACTICAR ANGLÉS DE LA RIBERA...
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>Take the candle because the procession is long.
>Agarra el ciri que la processó és llarga.
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> As shit by irrigation ditch.
>Com cagalló per sèquia.
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> Every rock makes wall.
> Tota pedra fa pared.
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> The fig of your mother!
> La figa de ta mare!
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> That one who is not, does not find himself.
> Qui no està, no s´encontra.
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>Give the trompa back to the boy!
>Torna-li la trompa al xic!
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> The Mother who goes!
> La mare que va!
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> And the father who comes back!
> I el pare que ve!
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> Take care, don´t scald.
> Tin cuidao no t'escaldes.
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> It rains a little bit, but although it rains a little, it rains enough.
> Plou poc, però pa lo poc que plou, plou prou.
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> Throws more a count´s hair...
> Tira més un pel de figa...
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> Next nothing says the newspaper.
> Casi res porta el diari.
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> What goes forward, goes forward.
> Lo que va davant, va davant.
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> Good morning in the morning!
> Bon dia, pel matí!
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> And now what are we doing with the stock/hot liquid?
> I ara què fem del caldo?
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>Always the same song!
>Sempre la mateixa cançó!
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> I would like to see you by a little hole!
> M´agradaria vore´t per un foradet!
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> Che, today are we going to see the gunpowderdisplay?
> Che, hui anem a vore la mascletá?
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> Reballs how much water is falling down!
>Recollons quina aigua cau!
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>The count of your aunt
> La figa ta tia
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> I shit in the salad sea!
> Me cague en la mar salá!
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> The mother who has give birth!
> La mare que t'a parit!
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>Go to do the wank!
> Ves te'n a fer la mà!
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> Ai if your you wanted and I left myself.
> Ai si tu volgueres i jo em deixara.
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> The thing has testicles!
> Te collons la cosa!